Go Your Own Way

I'm doing mental jumping jacks. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! Hello, Dexter Morgan.

Shrink Wrap

Hello, Dexter Morgan. You look…perfect. I'm partial to air conditioning. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm partial to air conditioning.

• Like a sloth. I can do that.
• I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before.
• Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.

Turning Biminese

Like a sloth. I can do that. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm really more an apartment person. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Watching ice melt. This is fun.

The Damage a Man Can Do

You all right, Dexter? I'm partial to air conditioning. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. Like a sloth. I can do that.

1. I'm doing mental jumping jacks.
2. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.
3. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.
4. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.

In the Beginning

This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.